May 3, 2012
A New Idea

Since I Had So Much Fun doing the Ten @ Ten Review, I am Going To do one every fifty films or so. It won’t be a cumulative review, but will rank all of the films that I have watched so far. Oh and i’ll be doing a top list and a worst list (since I had so much fun ripping An Education again). 

As Usual if you have any questions don’t hesitate to email me at 1001filmsproject@gmail.com or use the talk to tommy feature at the top of the blog

Cheers

Tom 

April 28, 2012
Top Ten @ Ten

Something I thought would be interesting would be if I did a recap of where we are so far. After all now I’ve watched ten films and I thought that it would be an interesting idea to rank the films from best to worst. After all everyone loves to rank things.

#1.) Magnolia (1999)

If you had told me that at ten films the best one I would have seen would be a film I had never seen before, over Scream and Citizen Kane, I would have told you that you were nuts. Yet Magnolia really surprised me and I now see the film as one of my new favorites. I loved the set up of the characters and how well the story is told. I quote from my own review

What Magnolia should be credited for the most is being an achievement in storytelling. Magnolia somehow manages to tale this of proportions this epic, interesting for three hours. The very definition of good storytelling is when twists and turns seem so obvious, but you miss them because you are so engaged in the events on screen.

An excellent film.  

 

#2.) Citizen Kane (1941)

Guess what “It’s Terrific.” Its every critic’s darling, and I can see why. The cinematography is so beautiful, yet so smart. It may not be the best film ever (or even the best film on this list) but it is an excellent film, and one that deserves to be praised

#3.) Scream (1996)

“What’s your favorite scary movie?” Scream might very well be the wittiest film of all time. It has an uncanny ability to laugh at itself and be radically cheeky, yet at the same time still packing a punch. That opening might be the scariest scene ever.

#4.) 12 Angry Men (1957)

Justice Arrives in the nick of time to save an accused boys life. If that doesn’t endear you to this movie then you’re a lost soul. The dialogue is excellent and somehow the film manages to stay interesting without changing scenes. Plus its so much fun to see everyone get ridiculously sweaty.   

#5.) Le Voyage Dans Le Lune/ A Trip to The Moon (1902)

My very first review brings back memories. You have no idea how close spots five and six are. This film is just slightly better in my opinion than…

 

#6.) Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

The better of the two Van Sant films that I watched, this film was highly engrossing. I liked drugstore cowboy a lot, with the ridiculous superstitions and awesome cinematography. It may not be as good when I think about it now, but its still a excellent film.

#7.) My Own Private Idaho (1991)

The other Van Sant film didn’t do as much for me as Drugstore Cowboy. I appreciate the effort, but this was one of the films that I didn’t really enjoy.

#8.) Heat (1995) 

I think that I have to re-watch Heat. This was a film that I had heard great things about and was right up my ally. Gritty drama with real life characters, and smart script. It just never seemed to end. Maybe this is one that I can come to love or appreciate in the future.

 

#9.) Sideways (2004)

Remember when I said that I liked this more than Heat. I lied.

#10.) An Education (2009)

I think that this was one of those films that just ended up pissing me off. I wanted to punch ninety percent of the characters. Oh well not every film is a masterpiece.

So there you have it. Ten films down, 1081 to go. Who knows maybe ill enjoy having a recap feature every once in a while. If you have any questions send me a message under the talk to Tommy feature. Or you can send me a email at 1001filmsproject@gmail.com

Until next time

Tom 

April 28, 2012

Greatest Movie Scene 004-Magnolia: The Restaurant Scene

April 28, 2012

Greatest Movie Scenes 003-Magnolia: Title Card And Character introduction 

April 28, 2012

Greatest Movie Scenes 002-Magnolia: The Bar Scene 

April 28, 2012

Greatest Movie Speeches 009- Magnolia:I’m Sick and I’m in Love

April 27, 2012
945.) Magnolia (1999)

Staring: Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, John C. Reilly, Tom Cruise, Phillip Baker Hall, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Jason Robards, Alfred Molina, Melora Walters, Michael Bowen, Jeremy Blackman, Luis Guzmán, Felicity Huffman, Raymond “Big Guy” Gonzalez, Craig Knivsland, Patricia Scanlon, Clark Gregg, Melinda Dillion

 

Directed By: Paul Thomas Anderson

 

Run Time: 188 Mins

 

“And the book says, ‘We may be through with the past, but the past ain’t through with us.’ ”   

 

            Spoiler Alert           

 

To be honest with you anything that I write about Magnolia will not do this film justice. I’ll try my best, but this is one that you are going to have to see for yourself. Until yesterday, I had never seen Magnolia. Nothing could have prepared me for this. Magnolia is a masterpiece. After ten minutes I was totally blown away. It’s epic, extreme, and exhilarating, and that’s just the “e,” adjectives. I think that I am going to need a bigger thesaurus. 

            Summarizing Magnolia is nearly impossible. This is due to one of the largest ensembles ever. Let’s start with child prodigy and game show contestant Stanley Spector (Jeremy Blackman) who’s father Rick (Michael Bowen) pressures Stanley to win so that he can make money off of Stanley. Jimmy Gator (Phillip Baker Hall) is the game show host, who’s dying of cancer and fallen out with his cocaine addicted daughter (Melora Walters). Across town another man is dying of cancer, named Earl Partridge (Jason Robards). Every minute brings him closer to death as his wife Linda (Julianne Moore) and the nurse Phil (Phillip Seymour Hoffman) desperately try to keep him alive. Earl’s long lost son Frank T.J. Mackie (Tom Cruise) wants nothing to do with his birth father, and he run a program designed to help guys pick up women.  Other characters include Jim (John C. Reilly) a big-hearted and useless cop, former quiz kid Donnie Smith (William H. Macy), and Jimmy Gator’s wife Rose (Melinda Dillon). I know it sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, (especially if they all walk into a bar) but trust me this will all make sense in the end.

            I don’t think that I have ever seen a film that moves as well as Magnolia does. The first ten minutes of this movie alone have nearly ever type of camera shot and transition known to man. This film has flying zooms; whip pans, supreme tilts, and brilliant smooth dollying. The opening twelve minutes gives you a feel for how the film is going to go. Some of my favorites include a whip pan to quiz kid Donnie Smith, a zoom into Julianne Moore in the car, the tilt and zoom to the “but it did happen,” painting, and the zoom out on the kiss. Magnolia feels so organic, as there are minimal special effects involved. It is pure camera work. That is what endeared me so much to Magnolia, the knowledge that all of the scenes are real. They actually filmed frogs falling into the pool. It brings a sense of charm to the film.

            What Magnolia is known for, is it’s development of characters. Each character somehow is developed in the three-hour time frame. You get a sense of what drives each character. I think what endears me to these characters so much is how plainly human they are, and how they are failures in life. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith is under the impression that braces will endear him to Brad the Bartender (Craig Knivsland). Both Earl and Linda cheated on each other, and they both have the inability to confess their unfaithfulness. Earl and Jimmy are parenting failures, the later having molested (it is implied) his daughter. Claudia is a cocaine addict; Rick is willing to sell anything to become famous (even his own son). Even Jim is the laughingstock of the entire police department. Each character has some sort of tragic flaw. The only character that I dislike is Stanley as I find his character to be too one-dimensional. I actually feel that Anderson’s frustrations with child actors are brought out in his character.

            One of my favorite characteristics of Magnolia is Anderson’s view on relationships. All of the characters seem to have poor relationships. Both Earl and Linda have cheated upon each other, and neither has the heart to tell the other about their infidelity. Jimmy sexually abused his daughter. These characters are only some of the relationships that don’t work in this film. It is funny because the person with the best view on relationships should be Claudia. After all she is a highly emotional cocaine addict, whose father molested her. Yet she has the best view on what a relationship should be. At one point she says “I’ll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all of the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.” This is what is so interesting about Anderson’s relationships that they all break down because of a lack of communication. This line almost represents all of the relationships in this film. I believe this is one of Anderson’s best themes.

            My favorite scene from this film is the one from the bar with the Supertramp music. The music is such an interesting choice, as the songs sing of a man trying to find himself. This is exactly what Quiz Kid Donnie Smith is going through right now, an identity crisis. The conversation is so heated and the whole scene is so great. Other great scenes in this film include the falling frog scene, behind the scenes at the game show, the opening song, and Jim and Claudia’s date. Any scene in Magnolia could be great because there are so many shots that are incredible, and any of these shots could make a scene in any other movie.

            What Magnolia should be credited for the most is being an achievement in storytelling. Magnolia somehow manages to tale this of proportions this epic, interesting for three hours. The very definition of good storytelling is when twists and turns seem so obvious, but you miss them because you are so engaged in the events on screen. An example of this in Magnolia is that it is extremely obvious that her father has molested Claudia, but the viewer misses the hints because the events on screen are so engrossing. Another example is Quiz Kid Donnie Smiths love for Brad the Bartender. It is the little details that change these scenes. For example when Donnie Smith talks to the cocktail waitress (Patricia Scanlon) there is a canted angle. The shot that draw the eye to Brad the Bartender’s braces, an object, which the straight teethed Quiz Kid Donnie Smith is trying to acquire. In Claudia’s case, there are the mentions of abusive relationships from Jim, and that Claudia has a troubled life. Magnolia manages to hide its twists, while making them surprisingly obvious at the same time. That is truly the definition of good storytelling.

            If I have to say that I disliked anything, I would say that I disagreed with the necessity of the profanity in Magnolia. This is probably the fairest criticism in Magnolia. The profanity is not really cute, like in Pulp Fiction, or really necessary. It’s just unnecessary, all of the other criticisms all bullshit. Its long, so what? It’s highly melodramatic, so what? The does what a lot of films fail to do; it tells a brilliant story. Anyone who gives this highly artistic film a chance, has a chance to love it like I did.            

Final Opinions

Magnolia changed my life, and how I viewed film. This might very well be the best movie I have ever seen. What I love about Magnolia is how brilliant a lot of the shots are. I would point out the steady cam that moves from Julianne Moore in the car to Quiz Kid Donnie Smith in his car. Magnolia is an exercise in brilliant storytelling. It is truly a Movie to see before you die. 10/10

Films Watched: 10

Films Left: 1081

April 18, 2012

Greatest Movie Speeches 008- Sideways “I’m Not Drinking Merlot” 

April 13, 2012

Greatest Movie Speeches Number 007: Sideways “Wine is Life”

April 8, 2012
1030.) Sideways (2004)

Staring: Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church, Virginia Madsen, Sandra Oh, Jessica Hecht, Missy Doty, Patrick Gallagher

Director By: Alexander Payne

Run Time: 126 Mins

I like to think about the life of wine… How it’s a living thing… I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I’d opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive.”   

            Honestly After Watching Sideways I feel like I never want to drink wine again. That and I never want to visit Napa Valley, because it seems like there is nothing to do there based off of this movie. Sideways follows failed writer Miles (Paul Giamatti) and his douchey best friend Jack (Thomas Haden Church), as they sojourn through Northern California in search of wine and women. They have one week until Jack gets married, and he’s looking for the best time possible. On the other hand, Miles wants no part in the fun, because he’s still dealing with his recent divorce. Jack spends the week desperately trying to get Miles to come out of his shell, while Miles tries to prevent Jack from making a mistake that he cannot erase. Later the guys meet Maya (Virginia Madsen) and Stephanie (Sandra Oh) and things begin to spiral out of control. I think that I lost interest in Sideways about half an hour in. Sideways could be excellent, but ultimately fails to deliver. The film has its moments, but like a wine that you let age too long, is ultimately a disappointment.

            Spoiler Alert

Good news first, Sideways has some brilliant elements. I think what blew me away at the beginning of the film, was the scene where Miles was in Jack’s kitchen eating cake. The lighting was very Malick like, and very beautiful. Suddenly, I was way more awake. The soft lighting had me psyched and I was hoping for some more beautiful images. I was not disappointed in this sense because the film had some excellent cinematography. My only wish is that there would be more of this excellent cinematography. Giamatti is excellent, as per usual. He is starting to become one of my favorite actors. Also I love the scene where Miles and Jack actually play golf, and Miles tries to his the ball back at the guys who played into them. For me this scene was the most funny and interesting in the entire film (this might be because after an hour of wine talk I was desperate for something I was into).

As I said earlier, I lost interest in Sideways I think this was because of several reasons. First was that the main topic was a wine tour. There was so much in depth detail about wine that I did not understand. I had to look up what a pinot was. It was frustrating; wine is something that I am never going to be into. Talking to me about this topic in this much detail would be like talking to my Dad (who has not listened to a popular song since the seventies) about dub step music. I think that I tuned out as soon as Miles began to describe how color depth could show the age of wine, or something like that. The second key factor was that I did not enjoy or have any sympathy for any of the characters. I think that one of my favorite scenes was the one where Sandra Oh’s character laid the hammer on Jack with a motorcycle helmet. I cheered as she pummeled him. It frustrates me that this was the role that made him a star, considering how much I hate him in this film, and how much I love some of his later work like Easy A. By the way, why was his character so clichéd? An actor who thinks that he is the center of the universe, I don’t think I’ve seen that one before. As much as I liked Paul Giamatti’s performance, I did not like his character either. I was hoping Sandra Oh had a second round of motorcycle helmet fury just for him. Third the lack of comedy was incredible. Normally, if I do not find a comedy movie funny, I give it the benefit of the doubt because I’m not a big comedy fan and a comedy fan might have found the movie to be hysterical. Yet I cannot give Sideways this benefit of the doubt, because I cannot fathom how this movie was funny. Also, I dislike how much drinking and driving there was. It would have been better if they had crashed or gotten pulled over for driving under the influence, instead of riding around stupidly. I think that Payne believes that he is cleverer than he actually is.

 

If Sideways had been less about wine and women, and more about vacationing, then I think I would have enjoyed it more. It is a shame because the promise of the first twenty minutes carries is substantial. Unfortunately after those twenty minutes, I lose interest. If you love this kind of movie (the unfunny comedy) then get a sip of Sideways. If not, then pour yourself a glass of scotch and ignore this wine.        

Final Opinions

Sideways really lost me. I love Giamatti’s performance (even if I hate his character) and I love the cinematography. I dislike pretty much everything else. Its better than Heat and its better than An Education and that’s pretty much it 4/10


Films Watched: 9

Films Left: 1082

April 8, 2012

As a Special Treat I Have A Video Montage Of Nic Cage Losing His Shit

April 7, 2012

Why Am I Reviewing Horror Quotes in April? Because I’m Strange. These Are Supposedly The 100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time as Picked by Pajiba.com My Opinion Too Many Hellrasier(1987) Quotes. 

April 6, 2012

Greatest Movie Speeches 006- My Own Private Idaho- Scotts speech to Bob about changing

April 6, 2012
834.) My Own Private Idaho

Staring: River Phoenix, Keanu Reaves, James Russo, William Richert, Chiara Caselli, Flea, Udo Kier, Sally Curtice

Directed By: Gus Van Sant

Run Time: 104 Mins

           Wings, Michael. You grow wings, and become a fairy.”

Spoiler Alert

The Other Film for the Gus Van Sant collection is My Own Private Idaho, a film about narcolepsy and homeless teenage prostitution.  It is an interesting combination, and you have to admire Van Sant for having the courage to try it. River Phoenix plays Mike Waters, a narcoleptic prostitute who is in love with his best friend Scott (Keanu Reaves). Scott is the heir to a large fortune and chooses to be a homosexual prostitute along with Mike because he wants to embarrass his father. Mike spends the movie searching for his long lost mother, whom he never finds, with Scott. The two learn about themselves as the film goes on. I find this second Van Sant feature to be less impressive than the first. There are some very confusing scenes and moments that do not fit.

  My biggest issue with My Own Private Idaho is that it is really poorly paced and feels like a complete let down, until we hit Italy. Once we hit Italy, the film goes in a completely different direction. At this point it feels like the first hour and fifteen has been a complete waste, and at this point it is too little too late. It takes almost half of the movie for the characters to head out on their journey. We have no way to become interested in the characters, because so little happens to them for so long. There is no tension or build up, and the script leaves something to be desired. My Own Private Idaho is really what people find to be Van Sant’s biggest weakness that his stories seem to have no real direction.

What works for My Own Private Idaho, is the acting. With basically no script to use, River Phoenix and Keanu Reaves do a phenomenal job. They both act brilliantly, especially River Phoenix. How he manages to do the goofy walk the whole movie is beyond me. This may very well be Keanu Reaves greatest performance. His speech to Bob at the function is excellent. Also, Van Sant has his trademark excellent cinematography. Truly nobody shoots the Pacific Northwest like Van Sant does. I feel that the more he shoots the landscape, the better the film becomes.

At the end of the day I have to admire how much Van Sant tried to make this film work. None of the themes and topics the film covers should go together, and they don’t. Yet Van Sant manages to hold this film together by being unorthodox. The sex scenes are really strange, yet a pleasant change. This how this film manages to stay watchable with basically no pace, and a minimalistic script. It moves outside of the box.  At the end of the day you have to admire how much Van Sant tried, and I personally wish that you all have a nice day.

Final Opinons

If I had to choose between My Own Private Idaho, and Drugstore Cowboy, I would choose Drugstore Cowboy in a heartbeat. I do not mind this movie; I just think that the ideas are not combinable. A narcoleptic, homeless, homosexual, teenage prostitute, how on earth is that ever going to work. If this looks like your kind of movie go for it. If not stay away 6.5/10 

 Films Watched: 8

Films Left: 1083 

April 3, 2012

Greatest Movie Speeches #005- JFK: “Its Up To You,” The Final Speech